Saturday September 22, 2007 / Filed under: Miscellany
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I Rotis for Typophile a few years back…
I Meta man once. I said, “Avenir seen you somewhere before?”
He replied, “I was elected Centaur once. Joanna know what happened? Italia what happened. The Air Force took a Janson me. They put me in charge of Arial maneuvers. But the DIN was terrible. I lost my Tempo and stormed out Didot. I shouted, ‘Avant Gardes posted Ronda clock! To Helvetica Mandarin chief! Peignot attention to him!’
“They said, ‘This Stymie went too far.’ Well, no more Beton Ronda bush. I admit I made some Eras. It cost me my Courier. Univers see it until it’s too late.
“Bodoni hurts when I laugh. Now, I spend my Times Roman the streets.” He walked away singing Myriad a Little Lamb.
I wondered Weidemann was saying all these crazy things.
Franklin, I don’t give a Dom.
(My sincerest apologies. Please don’t bother to Melior complaints to me.)
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